To read a bunch of old columns I wrote, the best thing to do at the moment would be to go to www.guardian.co.uk, type “Slack Dad” in the “search this site” box, sit back for the results, and then read at your leisure. Take advantage of the fact that, at the moment, the Guardian does not charge people to read its website. If you have any problems, let me know.

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